That’s why we MALE members of the hardcore film fourth estate can praise Pan for our wieners. That’s right, no matter how good or bad, indifferent or dynamic a sequence appears to be, the groin can grade it without a great deal of difficulty. A perfect example of this tool-based tracking can be found in today’s discussion of Seymour Butts’ Award Winning Anal. As the title tells you, this is supposedly trophy worthy XXX material. The scenes themselves, a collection of past performances, resulted in both AVN recognition (1998 & 1999 Best Group Scene, 2000 Best Girl/Girl Scene) and XRCO accolades (1998 Best Group Scene & 1999 Best Three-way). So, you’d think you were getting one mighty monster mash of a mons fest, right, a chance to see some scorching, sizzling sex as only the gonzo master Mr. Butts can deliver?

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