Jack’s my first porn 9 2007 - Page 2

Neil Patrick Harris Will Gladly Talk You Through His Gory Gone Girl Sex Scene

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Taking your first step into the porn industry can be quite a momentous act, but you wouldn’t know it from the performances that both Dirty Priscilla and Jasmine Rouge put in during the course of this wanton celebration of hardcore fornication. Fact is neither of these filthy little cock-whores can wait to enjoy every inch of throbbing manhood on offer; and before you know it they’re sucking their way to ecstasy, before opening up their legs to receive every hard inch of dick in play. Suffice it to say the result is a top-notch show of wild, unashamed sex; and there’s no question in our mind that you’ll soon be relishing these Teutonic babes as they get totally stretched to the max. All in all, a terrific five star display of first-time porn!

5 p.m. I drink more than half the bottle and go on Feeld. I rarely look for new partners since I’m so freaking happy with Tess and Jack. However, I’m drunk and free and allowed to do whatever I want. Chat with a sexy married couple until I find out they opened their relationship last month and want to experiment for the first time. Deal-breaker. I’m annoyed I spent an hour flirting before learning this information. I don’t mean to sound bitter, but I don’t have time for newbies. I tell them to find me when they’re deeper into their poly journey.

Disney’s fourth best Witch Mountain movie, but Johnson’s performance as Vegas cabbie Jack Bruno deserves attention. It’s the first time he played a loser, with bills piling up in a cruddy motel room and NASCAR dreams fading into criminal convictions. Could the actor relate to Jack’s frustration? He was supposed to spend the 2000s taking the reins from Schwarzenegger’s whole Planet Hollywood action generation. Instead, Hollywood turned to fantasy franchises and superheroes, making action stars out of Tobey Maguire, Hugh Jackman, Orlando Bloom, Hayden Christensen, Christian Bale, Shia LaBeouf, the Harry Potter kids, the Narnia kids and Sam Worthington. You’d be frustrated, too, if you spent a whole decade watching the cute white boys get the plum blockbuster gigs.

She worked remotely with two producers — again working with her right-hand man Jack Antonoff, and first-time collaborator