Twilight fuck spike

This episode opens up with Spike showing Rarity his chocolate ice cream house. I’m as stunned as you are. That’s when we reveal it’s all a dream sequence once Twilight is heard pacing the floor. You see, a tragedy has just occurred. While Twilight has finished her schedule for this month, she forget to add time to write the schedule for NEXT month. Well, fuck me silly, now the whole world is gonna explode. Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky, rivers and seas boiling, 40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, cats and dogs living together, MASS HYSTERIA. Spike then responds with, and I quote: “I woke up from an ice cream dream for this.” COME ON!!!! You KNOW that was a wet dream poke! You KNOW IT!

Of course, that’s the gayest idea since Caitlyn Jenner, but they go to the Canterlot Archives anyway to attempt the impractical. Everyone’s fed up with Twilight’s shit at this point, so Spike and Pinkie are just here because fuck-all. Of course, Pinkie points out the Starswirl the Bearded section, which even Twilight hilariously comments on how she could’ve possibly missed it, and they each tear through books and find the time spells. However, it’s almost Tuesday morning, and current Twilight looks exactly like future Twilight. Our heroes hasten their pace, but to no avail! Tuesday morning is here, and the most disastrous thing happens!!! I’m BORN!!!

Y’know, in “The Crystal Empire (Part 2)”, Spike’s greatest fear is shown to be Twilight not needing him anymore, which is one of the highlights of that episode despite its shittiness. Here, he’s not only very ready to cut Twilight off, but he’s also treating it as if he’s breaking up with his girlfriend. What the literal fuck is going on here? Given all evidence, Spike would not act this way in this situation at all! Especially giving up Twilight for APPLEJACK of all characters. Rarity might be a little more believable, but even that would remain wonky given the circumstances. The first act is enough to make me hate this episode thus far, but there’s some hope for redeem-ability since Twilight isn’t paying attention during the news. Meanwhile, after Spike trades out Twilight for Applejack, the latter tries to get him to screw off. Rarity disagrees, but a prostitute’s fantasies of having a slave aren’t valid.

So how are these fears unfounded when>What we received turned out to be a piece of fluff with some very bad implications for Twilight and Spike’s early life,I mean if the comic explored it, why aren’t the doors closed? Is it because they only explored the PARTS that we already figured anyway (thus making it fluff)? Or because OBVIOUSLY they can just do it again themselves if they want anyway, and they’ve retrod groundthe comics went over before, only not so hashed?Or both?Come on, give me a clue here. I’m late, tired, and I have no time to wait for an answer because this sexy Appaloosa in front of me isn’t going to fuck herself!!!!!!

For me it’s not only the delay between Spike making the bad decisions and facing the consequences of said decisions, which just made me cringe while more and more fuck-ups pile up. The thing that bothered me the most was that the first bad decission he made were in line with the instructions he had been given (make sure Twilight gets to rest properly), which made it feel like he was forced into a “Catch 22” scenario were any decision was a bad one. And in the end those decisions had the most severe consequences, while the bad decisions he made because of his overconfidence didn’t have nearly as severe consequences, which if reversed would’ve at least made the moral sink in better, while the episode as a whole still would’ve been unejoyable.

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