Some popular pizza delivery services offer a free pizza if it takes more than 30 minutes to come to your house after ordering. What if it was free if you could get the pizza man to cum in under 30 minutes? Honestly, this would be a great business strategy for two reasons. One, it would be easier to find employees, because every man would love the opportunity to deliver a pizza to a newly divorced slut down the street craving some saucy sex. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be that delivery man fucked for a 2 topping medium? Two, it would bring more business. If you think about it, a lot of lonely, vulnerable women would order a pizza just to have a hard cock in their mouths.

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