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In episode 3 of So You Think You Can Fuck, Season 4, the contestants have to do the most dreaded thing any porn star is ever asked to do: act. In this fun group challenge, the boys write and direct their own opening to a porn scene, set in the Wild, Wild West. Then Bryce Evans and Vance Crawford flip-fuck on the Wild, Wild West set. This episode is sponsored by Sold Out Clothing, who created the outfits for all the contestants this year.

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I’d never seen a reality TV show until I watched So You Think You Can Fuck: Season 3, so I suppose I should consider it a blessing that I was eased into the ignominious genre with porn, a type of show with which I’m very familiar. And while I’ve wiled away many an evening watching porn and wanking it furiously like a monkey on a particularly humid and lonely night in New Guinea, I doubt that, in all that wealth of experience, I’ve ever watched a whole porn video beginning to end, let alone all ten episodes of . It has truly been a week of firsts.

While the format provides some variation, the guys are for the most part butch and beefy, with all the sensuality of a rhino tipping over a jeep. The only real exception is the twinkier Duncan, who is really tasty when he bottoms. The sex scenes all follow basically the same format, with some making-out on a dock or against a railing, followed by fucking in a few different positions, and the inevitable (and hilarious) slow-motion cumshot. Or, just when you thought you were safe, the slow-motion cumshot replay, complete with slowed down groaning sounds in the background! I prefer more variation in guys and in types of sex scenes – throw in a few tag-teams and some latex hoods or a cage and I’m in my element – but for those who just like rugged looking, tattooed, steamy guys, moaning and thrusting away on a deserted army base, So You Think You Can Fuck: Season 3 will provide. And the DVDs have an option that allows you to cut straight to the sex scenes if you want.

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